This is the log of my final flight in Cirrus 8141Q.
As great as the Cirrus SR-22 is, after a while, getting into that
airplane starts to feel like getting into a Toyota Camry to go
somewhere... so safe, convenient, and easy, that it just gets sort of..
umm... a little bit TOO easy. A little too slow. Almost boring. No
longer pushing the envelope.
So here is the deal: Around Feb. 1 I fly Cirrus 8141Q from Columbia
Metro in South Carolina to Bend,
Oregon, to hand the keys to the next owner of 8141Q and pick up a shiny
new custom made-to-order Lancair Columbia 400... Arctic White with
Cranberry Pearl belly, Viper Steel Gray and Black Pearl trim, 9-liter
twin-turbo twin-intercooled Continental powerplant, electric
speed-brakes, Garmin-1000 executive cool Gray interior. With XM-radio.
So, first step: Fly good-ol 8141Q from Columbia Metro to Johnson County Executive in
Kansas to spend a day or two with Randy Witt, my customer-support guy.
OK done.
Coming into Kansas to land that night, I noticed the runway seemed
awfully DARK! TOO DARK! As I tried to figure out exactly where the
pavement was during the flare: WHAM! The plane hit sort of hard. Oh.
THERE is the pavement! The landing light had failed in the
Columbia->Kansas route, so my landing was a bit, um, 'in the dark'.
The maintenance guys could NOT fix the landing light in my 1-day stay
in Kansas, so I was restricted to finishing the trip day-only...
a good deal for you since now you get to see these daytime pictures! ;-)
So, after the maintainence guy blew 2 hours and a few hundred dollars
trying (and failing) to fix the landing light, it was off to
Sacramento, CA, to work for PFC (Precision Flight
Controls, a leading FAA-certified X-Plane customer) for a few days
before hopping up
to Bend. Now here is where we get into some interesting flying because
we are talking about flying a light plane over the Rockies, which has
got to be SOME sort of small challenge. Well, in the Cirrus, it turned
out to be little different than sitting in first-class in a Boeing,
just watching the scenery roll by underneath, only at 16,000 feet
rather than 32,000 feet, with the autopilot flying for you rather than
some guy... but really still not that different. I did get some cool
pix though, and here they are:
RED 5! I'M GOING IN!
Below, I begin my attack-run down the trench... just like bulls-eying Womp-Rats back home...
OK, after a somewhat exilerating ride around a deep canyon, it was time
to put down in Rosemont before sun-set since I did not have a working
landing light.
The FBO at Rosemont: BLACK CANYON JET CENTER. Hmm.. with a name like
BLACK CANYON JET ENTER, I expected it to by a huge gleaming building
made of black marble, with silver trim and a glass front, with a possie
of Gulfstreams parked out front. I was actually a little bit
pre-annoyed that they might look on my little Cirrus with disdain. Darn too-fancy JET FBO's...
Umm... well, Black Canyon Jet Center actually turned out to be a mobile
home beside a hangar.
Oh well! No matter! The place was clean, the
hangar new, and the people very friendly and caring, so I will be happy
to stop there again any time! Never mind my facilities: Just have a
sparkling hangar for my horse! It took about 10 seconds to walk 20 feet
from my plane to the mobile-home, and about 3 minutes from the FBO to
the really nice hotel up the road a few hundred yards. 5 minutes from
engine shut-down to hotel... not bad! Amazingly efficient.
Rosemont, the town, was founded to load gold onto trains in the 1800's.
By the admission of it's own residents, Rosemont is "Not as nice as
Jackson Hole". Umm.. yeah.
The first site I saw walking into the lobby of the local hotel:
(I guess they don't take kindly to cattle-rustlers in these parts)
Rosemont seems a snapshot of America Circa 1950:
Observe the sign on the "Traveler's Hotel": It's "AIR COOLED!" WOW! AIR-COOLED!
And the main-street bar.. with a BIG-SCREEN TV! OOOOO!!!!!!
And don't forget the old FOX movie theatre, complete with artificial
minarrette and dome to make it look like it came from INDIA! (sort of.
a little bit. maybe.) So this is what happens when you take a bunch of
guys building the great American old-west and tell them to make a movie
theatre that reminds you of far-away places. Notice the happy/sad
theatre masks from days of old on the left and right of the center
billboard.
Where would main-street 1950 USA be without a "Brown's Shoe-Fit"?
.. or Adams Vacuum and Sewing?
Sometimes it just gets TOO bleak for me to bear. This is the "Woods
Financial Center", with three title and loan companies. Oh god, please
fix my landing lite so I don't have to keep stopping in the middle of
nowhere before the sun sets!!!!!!!!!! ;-)
But, they are not stuck COMPLETELY in the 50's: Observe the trendy roof
and architecture of the "Computer Business Solutions" building!
OK, OK, I have been too harsh... Rosemont does have this lovely little
authentic Old-West square, restored a pretty decent level of beauty,
both preserving a bit of our National Heritage and forming a nice
little work environment. As well, on Main street, the businesses all
sell things you NEED for every-day life, not what you WANT, and every
other business is a bank or Tax company.. a town clearly geared for
people that WORK hard for a living, have little extra, but still pay taxes by the book, even if they have to take out a
loan at the same time... the businesses on Main street say it all. (I
just didn't show the banks and tax-centers above... but they are
numerous).
The next day, and it was wheels-up to cross the Rockies.
Now down to Mather Field, Northern California, to work for Precision
Flight Controls for a day before heading up to Band, Oregon, to hand
the keys to 8141Q to John Walker and then grab the new Columbia-400! I
took John on a quick demo flight in the Cirrus, briefly touching on
it's AMAZING manuverability, STUNNING redundancy of equipment (I just
turned off the PFD, MFD, and G430 and easily continued the flight and
landed with 3/4 of the equipment in the plane "failed"), and UN-EQUALED
efficiency by demonstrating cruise of 165 knots on 10.5 gallons per
hour. That's the fuel flow of a Cessna 172 with 165 knots of speed in a
plane that basically cannot get taken down by ANY conceivable set of
failures. John loved the plane of course and promised to wire the money
from Escrow right away.
Here is a picture of me in 8141Q on my very last flight in that plane, taken by John Walker, it's next owner:
Now, off to the hotel to refresh myself and plan for the coming week of
training in the Lancair. It was Sunday evening, and training was to start Monday morning at 8 am.
So, by all rights, I should stay away from the Lancair factory until th next morning.
As all who know me already know, I
could not resist a little spying, trespassing, breaking-and-entering,
and sneak-peaks, so off I went on a late and chilly sunday afternoon to
the Lancair facility to see if I could track down my plane... and I
only had to violate 2 no-trespassing signs and go around one fence to
find it! Around the back of the building in the staging area sat
824X... the belly so dark and winter light so bleak and frigid that I
actually thought it was NOT my plane at first because the belly looked
BLACK in the waning light... but a closer inspection revealed the
Arctic-White finish, deep Cranberry Pearl belly, with Viper Steel Gray
and Black Pearl trim... with a JET-BLACK 824X across the tail
and deeply-tinted (to the point of being BLACK in the evening light)
rear windows. If Darth Vader were Italian, this would be his plane, I
guarantee.
(Black-tinted rear-widows are NOT the norm on these planes, so I am not
sure why they did this... perhaps to experiment with their appearance
in with the dark metallic colors I ordered... at any rate, it looks
FABULOUS). Poking around the ramp revealed a handful of other
noteworthy
planes as well: Right there was Charles Lindberg's grandson's Lancair
that he
few non-stop across the North Atlantic, tracing his grandfather's
route. A few planes down was Sean Tucker's Lancair, which he uses for
Aerobatic routines. (Cirrus demonstrates aerobatics by painting the
word "Cirrus"
on an Extra-500 aerobatic plane and having it do routines for airshows.
Lancair demonstrates by actually flying an un-modified Lancair
Columbia-400 itself through aerobatic routines). The Cirrus facility is
BIGGER
than Lancair's, and is clearly cranking out more planes, but each one
is just the
same. Every Cirrus is white with no more than a few colorful stickers
on it. Each is the same. The Lancairs are fewer in number, but each one
with custom colors and options, each with it's ow history... each
instantly recognizeable by it's owner.
The Lancairs are really something SPECIAL.